Items for consideration:

Sucking in your gut should be classified as ab work.

We should get extra citizenship credit for babysitting the ignorant.

According to the wonderful Debi Austin: Chocolate is a vegetable because it comes from a bean. I like that concept. :)

Don't you just love the bitch moves that Justin Timberlake is taking nowadays for his involvement in "Breastisisgate 2004?" The way he snatched off homegirl's top, it sure didn't look like he was disgusted and appalled. I'm glad my cohort mate Kathy talks about the racial link associated with this incident. Ooops, I said the "R-word," I forgot that ended with Martin Luther King Jr.'s "I Have A Dream" speech. (OK, if you didn't catch the sarcasm, please make sure my citizenship points are increased by one. Thank you.)

More items for consideration to come...