Complainy Plainerson

Smacked my right hand on a window two days ago and the shits still hurts... hope i didn't hurt nuthin'too bad.

Bird took a big ass dump on my driver's side window... great, I just cleaned up the E. Honda on Sunday. Anybody up for some fried pigeon? Biotch!

Back still bothering me... I feel like a dried out popcicle stick... I feel like if I bend, I'll break... just what I need right now, shiiiiit!!!

Still bloated from post-menstrual syndrome... girls have it good don't we? Get all moody, bloated, and tired before, during, and after Aunt Flo pays her visit. Yay!!!

Knees hurt and muscles are stiff... I need a vacation and massage all rolled into one. Rain coming? Dayum, I'm elderly... >(

Progress reports due soon, and in the words of Lan, "these bitches want my marrow!" Good grief.

Enough griping for now... something good will happen soon...