Slacky Slackerson...

Workin' in a cubicle bites! I do data entry and progress reports all day long, so my comp has become an extra appendage. Thank the Lord for IM! I'm probably gonna get so busted one of these days, but in the meantime I gotta be stealth. Dayum, but each day I gotta think of creative ways to cover my tracks. Like having an intern yell out in front of my boss "Kat, someone just wrote you back" or "Dude, what's your screen name" after they see the blinking orange icon.
Me: Uhhh... I don't have IM! I don't know what you're talkin' about?!?! (eyes piercing through intern) Pay cut comin' your way youngin'... muhahaha!
Dayum, tryin' to kill my little glimmer of contact with the outside world. No love I tell ya, no love.
I also gotta look out for those random pop ups my boss and colleague make. I have to conveniently position my back in front of my screen with the hopes that a homie doesn't decide to IM me right then and there. Stealth IMing is indeed a skill.
I just realized though, most of the buddies on my list are guys. What does that mean? Just confirms the fact that I am a pimp? Naw... but ya never know... heehee. That guys are Slacky Slackersons by nature? Naw... but had to go for that one... haha. If that's the case, what does that say about myself?!?! Hmm... maybe that we aren't Slacky Slackersons, but multi-tasker extraordinairres? Yeah, I'm down for the latter guys if you are... although I know the ladies on my list are gonna gimme crap for that. Oh well, back to slackin', err... work!

And...
Check-out this PSA:
http://www.dontpassgas.org/
You see why I chat on IM now? I'm beginning to think of PSAs as cool... someone help me!