I Work!

Work has been funny the past couple of days. Sometimes, hella fast... other times hella slow... carumba! We had to turn in this big ass workplan yesterday, and I am so glad that feat is over... and you have to do this often in public health... mommie, make it stop! Well, yesterday was one of those funny moments. I was so bored and tired from reviewing this workplan, I was gonna go nuts! Hardly anyone to chat w/ and no interns to push around...booooo! Periodically I would check my e-mails, update my blog, blah di blah blahhhhh. Finally I found a site I was hooked on... one of those which (blank) are you? quizzes. First I did what slang word are you (hella racist), then what happy bunny are you (very close to the real deal), and what candy are you (bingo!). I then found what WWE wrestler are you. It turns out that I am Chris Jericho... haha, go figure! I wasn't quite that juiced about who I turned out to be... I dunno, maybe cuz of the boredom, so I clicked to see what the other possibilities were. Different wrestlers popped up, and then... NORTON VIRUS SCAN! I was about to crap my pants! Holy shit, potential virus, should really be working, boss is coming, what the hell do I do... YIIIIIIIKES! I click ok for the virus scan to do it's thing and the... screen turns forest green with a click enter notice in red. Do I push the button, do I slowly creep out of the office to never be seen again? What do I do??? Well, I hurried up an pushed the power button on that bad boy. Soon after I did that, boss came and asked me a question... phew! After she left, turned it back on, but it took hella long for it to boot up... then, the blue screen of death! Holy schnikies! Thank goodness, the desk top returned to normal. Mannn, close call! The moral kiddies, be careful with which sites you fool around with, and when you do, always use protection... you never know what's out there! -- Get your mind out of the gutters folks ;P