Tuck that bitch in, and go for two!

I hate it when my tummy hurts like this... ladies holler if ya hear me. Ladies have to go through so much, only to receive so little... I tell it doesn't all add up at times. At these times, I just ache all over... grrrr. Here is a quick run down of how a lady can just loose it when the "visitor" arrives: Example, shopping for clothes... you get depressed because things don't fit right... you know your a size 8, but today it's more like size 16...arggggg. You try to ask the clerk to help ya out with things, but he or she just ain't feeling you right now... so you feel dissed and rejected... time to pull off the earrings and regulate. You ask your significant or homegirl how the outfit looks, and they don't give you the response you were aiming for... instead of the "you're so beautiful, everything you don is utterly amazing," you get "it's aight"... bucket-o-tears time, does anybody care?!?!?
Well, I may be exaggerating a little, but you get the point. Another burden during this time is to purchase... ahem, feminine products... woohoo! Hella of expensive at times. But nothing is worse than standing in the fem product's aisle doing some unit pricing (considering the cheapo I am), finally making the frugal decision, only to spot a hot guy heading your way. You just wanna grab that shit, tuck it under your arm and head for the checkout line like it's the end zone. Tim Brown ain't got shit on me! But yes, gotta love the joys of being a woman. ;P