A-U-T-OMATIC

Automated voices are sooo... automated...

Here are a few of my favorites:
Clair with Sprint... It's funny how they try to make it seem like a real convo or something... they have this calm soothing voice to give you some info to piss you off, like "we are about to cut your shit off unless you give us an ass load of money to pay your bill biotch!" or "you only have 1 minute left of your 20 minute a month allotment. Get ready for overage charges mofo!" Nice. Thanks Clair for being so patient and polite when droppin' da bomb on me.
The Telebears/Infobears lady and man... I miss those folks *sniff, sniff*... givin' me news on how much my tuition was gonna be, how they couldn't let me get into a class I really wanted... yeah, da good old days.
The 511 guy... man, they are jammin' with the background music! Sounds like a club hotline or somethin'... what a cool idea, get a bangin' ass track and gloss it over with a the baritone, mellow guy voice as he tells you to make sure your ass is nice and comfy in your driver's seat cuz you're about to have a 3-hr wait on the bridge. Woohoo!!!!

Yeap, it's nearly 4am and I am writing about frickin' automated services... my life is that tight!