TMI!!!!

I convo I nearly lost my breakfast over this morning...

Scene: Andronico's on University Ave. in Berkeley
Time: 10:53am

I was standing in line waiting to pay for my items, so I began making small talk with the clerk, whom I see every time I go in there. She's a very nice lady, but moving on. The guy behind me started talking to her too -- only homie was laying his mack down. Wouldn't be such a big deal -- but both are like late forties, early fifties at the least. Great, I'm in the middle of some old school lovin' session... someone help me!

Old mack: *to the clerk* You free for lunch?
Me: *Whaaaaat! Grand daddy trying to get his mack on???*
Clerk: Yeap, I'll be around.
Old mack: We're you off last week?
Clerk: Yeah, I had to have a minor surgery. I won't be around next week either -- they have to do a follow up.
Me: *Hmmm... what's the deal?*
Clerk: They have to remove an ingrown hair on my neck. It's nothing major, but I don't want this bump on my neck.
Old mack: Yeah, cuz you too beautiful for that.
Me: *Smooth man, smooth!"
Old mack: You don't need no surgery. You should let me love it off.
Me: *What the feezy!!!* Oh man, I really need to get out of the way here huh? I don't think my virgin ears can take all of this!
Old man: *to me* Ya never know, you might like it.
Me: *barfing up my breakfast, toes, and all.*

Hmmm, when I get old, wonder if I'll be able to mack like that. This reminded me of my sister telling me about when she was in the 6th grade, a last minute 50 plus field trip bus driver told the kids she was mad, beacuse she was just about to get busy with her man before they asked her to drive them to their event. Niiiiiice! Mann, props for still holdin' it down so to speak, but please spare the public of the gory details... *heave!*

On another note, dance class was dope on Tuesday! They were sooooo advanced and tight, I was impressed! I had to step back and just enjoy them for a while -- props folks for holdin it down. I even had a forty plus guy in there straight giggin'! I'm vibin' off of their energy still... At this point, I need that. =)