Tailor made…

The programming on the tube at the gym I go to is very interesting. Before I take my yoga class on Wednesday nights, I do a lil cardio on the elliptical, which is around the same time Dr. 90210 comes on. Have you seen that show? I have never watched it with sound, as I don’t search for it when I am at home, and since I don’t tune in on the radio, I have to settle for subtitles. On a few of the shows, I can see why a person may have needed some sort of plastic surgery or other alterations – fixing a cleft pallet, repairing a broken nose, etc. But tonite’s episode, OMG! There was one chick on there that got her pseudo love handles sucked out (this chick was rail thin in my opinion, but didn’t like her lil pooches on the side – shizer), and a nice labiaplasty (i.e. vaginal cosmetic surgery)… ouch! What the doc decided to do was suck out the fat from her hips, and then inject it in the outer labia to make “fuller lips” as he stated. Wow. Tech-know-lo-gee. There are so many jokes that could be inserted here, so please feel free to make your own, or save it for the next story…
There was a guy in the episode that got a testicle implant. (insert thought here). I didn’t pay attention as to why he lost it… I think it was an accident of some sort… but he wound up only with one ball. I’m not trying to make light of this… but I just find it interesting to say the least. I mean, I know of women that have had mastectomies and decided to get implants… as a woman’s breast is a bit more visible than man’s testes. The reason the guy wanted to get the implant is because he felt less than a man, and felt uncomfortable when the other guys would look at him showering in the locker room. Ay yi yi… that episode made my head spin. I guess it’s a person’s own business to have such nips and tucks… I think we all at one point in time have issues with our appearances and take a variety or measures to correct these imperfections so to speak. But how many of you would sign an agreement to have your cooch or nut surgery displayed on tv??? That does take balls.