Someday…

I think my brain is going through a mush stage… I have all these amazing things in my head, but when it comes down to writing it all up it sounds like Tarzan language: “Me Kat… me have long week. You leave comment… make Kat smile.” Argg… me no likey that at all. Hopefully this post will help me get out of this lull. Yesterday, I had lunch con mi amiga Maria before she heads down to Mexico for Spring Break to visit her family, in particular her grandma. I always have a soft spot for grandmas… they have a special quality about them. Whether they are baking you yummy cookies, or whoopin’ your ass for doing something dumb, you gotta love them. That’s why I can’t wait to be a grandma… yeah being the momma will be sweet and all… having to go through long hours of agonizing labor pains perhaps more than once… all the nurturing, and playing in the park… college tuition… ahh, motherhood is gonna be a blast! But the cool thing about being grandma, is after you fatten the kids up on sweets, you have the joy of turning them over to their constant keepers and laugh as they bounce up and down the walls from their sugar rush overload… muhahaha!
What I can’t wait for are the stories I’ll share with the grandkids… about how I survived two terms with a dullard for a president… that “The Terminator” was not as cool as a governor as he was in the movies… that the reason why granny doesn’t need a hearing aid is because she was smart enough (err, too broke and cheap) to buy one of them iPod whatsamajiggers… and that I can blame my carpal tunnel on countless hours of e-mails, IMs, and blog updates, oh and from doing actual work-work as well. Yeah, that’ll be the life… I long for the days of jello and the sweet-minty taste of denture cream.