What is it!

Here is what I have come to the conclusion to in the past few days...

- My hair is turning blonde (see what Cal did to me!!!!).

- Designer jeans are made for the assless (ok... so Cal didn't change everything... lol).

- I'm short.

More on the designer jeans thing... so I went to Nordstrom Rack, Ross, and Marshall's to see if I could find some inexpensive designer fits. My girl Kim said that if you hit up those places, you'll find some pretty good bargains. So I sifted through the racks, found a few potentially great pieces, yet nothing agreed with me. Too long... too tight... too low... too much ass crack... well, ya get the picture. The bargain world ain't fair to the girls that have a bit extra. I guess as long as you have hella long legs, have a case of noassatall, and are pres of the IBTC, then you're all good. The rest of us will just continue making our fashions out of potato sacks... ;P