King Kong ain’t got shit on me!

I got shot in the ass… literally. Well, not the way crooked ass Denzel got it in Training Day, but I got a nice dose of antibiotics to fight off this strep throat that’s making me sick as a dog. I swear I have the immune system of crap. Ever since I was a kid, and prolly for the rest of my life… bleech! Oh well, thank goodness for ramen and day time tv… well not so much the tv, cuz they don’t have the good stuff they used to when I was a kid. I’m talking Brady Bunch marathons, punctuated with episodes of Gumby and Jem… yeah, those were the days. Now it’s all Judy Hachett, Divorce Court, Judge Alex, and all the countless other judge shows… what the feezy?!?! And who gave Tyra Banks a show??? I swear, it’s not worth getting sick any more. Although the Nyquil buzz is pretty sweet.