If I suck, well, you know the rest...

Hahaha... too good to pass up. I think the horoscope gurus love to mock me:

Interesting...

Daily singles love (by Astrology.com)
You thought you were making an impression on someone, but he or she remains unmoved. Don't assume this is a game of hard-to-get. Your time is too valuable for that. Romance comes naturally with the right person.

Grrrreat!

Daily flirt (by Astrology.com)
Don't ask for anything more than you're getting. It's not like you don't deserve it, but everyone's going to be extra-hard to please and satisfy for a while.

Keep my fingers crossed for Wednesday!!!

Weekly romance (by Astrology.com)
Sometimes love makes you all goofy and google-eyed, but sometimes you've got to see what you're really dealing with. Apply your heightened objectivity and attention to detail to matters of romance at the beginning of the week, and know that your powers of decision-making are at their prime. Just think -- by Wednesday, your love life could be moving forward in a totally different direction. Thursday and Friday play right into your hands, helping you lay your romantic plans and showing you hot new possibilities (even in long-term places). By the weekend it all comes together in a most impressive way.