F$%k wit Kat Day

I've had a case of this lately. Not really tied to one particular event, but maybe just noticing it more lately. I told my homeboy John that my plan for 2004 was to be a total bitch, then I can safely say that I deserve all the shit that gets tossed my way. Arrrrgg... I dunno, we'll see how that goes. When I said this to him and some other folks, they just laughed... said that would never happen cuz I'm too nice. Gotta figure out how to be more convincing. Maybe if I followed some good models,then I can be good to go. How about Martha Stewart... warm outward appearance, yet ultimate bitch-ola underneath. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna be... just not gonna immitate that whole jail thing... don't drop the soap! (See, the bitchness is beginning... muhahahaha). Any other models, I'm all ears!