I'm gonna shine up my assessment book... turn that sumbitch sideways... and stick it up your candy ass!!!

Ok, so I have been going through some shit for the past couple of months... sucks really bad. But I am thankful that I have folks to lean on for support and laugh with. Last night was a perfect case in point. John and I always pick on Mylene about how she likes The Rock (my husband, but that's another story). We wanted to get her something for her birthday that was Rock-esque. We thought of a 6' cardboard statue, but no such luck since the one John and I were gonna get was no longer manufactured... booooo! So we settle on a 16" talking cardboard figure. It's motion censored, so whenever you walk by it, he yells out random phrases in typical Rock fashion: "The Rock is gonna lay the smack down on your monkey ass," and so forth. Well, John had the initial idea of giving it to Mylene during class announcements, but to avoid being dissed by the teach, we gave it to her right before class started. John goes, "Mylene, there is someone here that wants to see you." She's all like, "Who? My husband? What's going on." All of a sudden, John pokes the head of the figure through the door. I swear, I have never seen a person turn so many shades of red. Then the Rock begins speaking. He gets passed around the room, but the ultimate is when one of our instructors picked him up. She's like "Who is this guy?" As soon after she says that, The Rock goes, "Know your damn role, and shut your damn mouth!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I was in tears and I could hardly breath because I was laughing so much. Mannnnnn. I think The Rock will be our main man now. When we were presenting survey findings, we had him propped up on the desk. Holy moly, our cohort is off da hook!