This story is not meant to offend anyone! Since we had about 2 hours to kill, here is the continuation story that we developed to waste time. This is just a creation from the imaginative minds of the Funk Addiction divas:

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw a midget with his honey, and he was carrying a nuclear missile aimed at Kim's Sephia, and he blew that joint up! Then Kathy said, "Wow, you must be happy to see me!" The Kathy said "whip it out." The midget said, "It is out. Can't you tell?" Then Kathy said, "Screw this, I'm going to go meet up with Taewoo, cuz he got funny jokes, and a coin changer belt." The midget got mad, and threw that broad down to the ground. Then he put baby powder on the back of his hand and slapped and said, "Bitch betta have my money!" At this time, E(li) walked up in his G(-string) and said, "Fives and tens, only fives and tens." Then Kathy said, "All I have is a nickel." Then Eli said, "Slow money is better than no money." Then Taewoo walked up and said," I'll take the nickel! Hold on, let me get you your change. I can by 8 Taco Bell lunches with that money." Then Eli said,"Taewoo, you are just way too ghetto." THE END!

In case you couldn't tell by now, these events did not actually occur. This is what happens when you are waiting 2 hours to have a segment filmed, and your hella tired because you got up really early to be at the studio on time.

I'm in a state of shock right now. Earlier tonight I found out that Jam Master Jay from Run DMC was killed. When my brother and I were younger, he and I would rap to their music. He was DMC and I was Run, and the radio was Jam Master Jay. Yet another sad day in the world of hip-hop. :(

TECKNEAKS?!?! Fool, you need to get some before you decide to make that your name! Some dude has just been an all out punk with my friend Irenie! His game is crap, and he just can't get a clue. Homie needs some help in more ways than one! I hope this made you smile Irenie! :)

That's not to say that I ain't got no luv for my Funk Addiction sistas! Kim is off da hook! I'll never be able to respond to her with a straight face ever again!
p.s.: I'm making an effort with on one of my statements. I guess I'm not that much of a loser after all. :)

Managed to find $22.25 worth of quaters and commemorative gold toned dollar coins... yes, it has gotten to that point. Friday can't get here fast enough!
p.s.: I miss the presence of my Funk Addiction brothas!