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My alma mater...

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I'm gonna shine up my assessment book... turn that sumbitch sideways... and stick it up your candy ass!!!

Ok, so I have been going through some shit for the past couple of months... sucks really bad. But I am thankful that I have folks to lean on for support and laugh with. Last night was a perfect case in point. John and I always pick on Mylene about how she likes The Rock (my husband, but that's another story). We wanted to get her something for her birthday that was Rock-esque. We thought of a 6' cardboard statue, but no such luck since the one John and I were gonna get was no longer manufactured... booooo! So we settle on a 16" talking cardboard figure. It's motion censored, so whenever you walk by it, he yells out random phrases in typical Rock fashion: "The Rock is gonna lay the smack down on your monkey ass," and so forth. Well, John had the initial idea of giving it to Mylene during class announcements, but to avoid being dissed by the teach, we gave it to her right before class started. John goes, "Mylene, there is someone here that wants to see you." She's all like, "Who? My husband? What's going on." All of a sudden, John pokes the head of the figure through the door. I swear, I have never seen a person turn so many shades of red. Then the Rock begins speaking. He gets passed around the room, but the ultimate is when one of our instructors picked him up. She's like "Who is this guy?" As soon after she says that, The Rock goes, "Know your damn role, and shut your damn mouth!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I was in tears and I could hardly breath because I was laughing so much. Mannnnnn. I think The Rock will be our main man now. When we were presenting survey findings, we had him propped up on the desk. Holy moly, our cohort is off da hook!

One small step for Kat... One giant leap for Katkind!

Yesterday, I made a big decision about something... and had the ovaries to carry it out. Yesterday... I bought not only one, but two pairs of shorts! Yes! The last time I wore shorts were in high school gym. Since it's starting to heat up, might as well show off my sexy gams...hahaha, just jokes. That's one thing about living in a house full of ladies, you can wear shorty shorts for pjams, and folks don't trip... unless their old school like mine... yay!

Hey, can I holla at you? Can I holla?

Yo, so I was walking to my car from work today, and this dude pulls up.. "Hey cutie, can I talk to you for a minute." "Naw man, I'm trying to head home." He pleads, "Can I give you a ride?" I reply "Naw, I cool." This guy not only swung by once, not twice, but three dayum times! Mannnn. I thought I was looking pretty busted too, considering I was dressed in workout clothes and heading to Jennykin's class. Good grief. I dunno, sometimes guys like these may think I'm some kinda high schooler (which is not a hot thing to do either, but I digress). I'm getting kinda tired of the R. Kellys! I was at my cousin's B-day party last week, and some mofo wouldn't let me breathe. In the words of the ever so eloquent Onyx... "BACK DA F$%K UP!"

Dayum, too much booty for da pants

Switching gears... this song is in my head now. Me, John, and Ingrid were talking about bass-booty songs last week. Which ones were good, which ones suck, which ones were off the hook. We've come to the conclusion that DJ Assault scores highly... "A$$ and T!tt!es"... sheer masterpiece. ;P

He got heart

As I was walking down Durant, I ran into one of my former mentees (Good lawd I'm old). It was soo nice to see him. Haven't seen that boy in years. He told me that he is graduating this year, which is wonderful news to hear. He told me that it was hard but that he is going to keep going. That makes my heart happy. Berkel, Berkel may be prestigious, but it has broken many a soul. It's great to see when folks can carry on. Mucho props Shane-O-Mack... Hit a backflip across the Greek for me.

Quote in my head...

If you got (fill in the blank problem)s, I feel bad for you son...
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one!

(Bitch in this instance meaning anything that acts as an irritant for you... use this mentality if ya like... enjoy!).

F$%k wit Kat Day

I've had a case of this lately. Not really tied to one particular event, but maybe just noticing it more lately. I told my homeboy John that my plan for 2004 was to be a total bitch, then I can safely say that I deserve all the shit that gets tossed my way. Arrrrgg... I dunno, we'll see how that goes. When I said this to him and some other folks, they just laughed... said that would never happen cuz I'm too nice. Gotta figure out how to be more convincing. Maybe if I followed some good models,then I can be good to go. How about Martha Stewart... warm outward appearance, yet ultimate bitch-ola underneath. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna be... just not gonna immitate that whole jail thing... don't drop the soap! (See, the bitchness is beginning... muhahahaha). Any other models, I'm all ears!

If I suck, well, you know the rest...

Hahaha... too good to pass up. I think the horoscope gurus love to mock me:

Interesting...

Daily singles love (by Astrology.com)
You thought you were making an impression on someone, but he or she remains unmoved. Don't assume this is a game of hard-to-get. Your time is too valuable for that. Romance comes naturally with the right person.

Grrrreat!

Daily flirt (by Astrology.com)
Don't ask for anything more than you're getting. It's not like you don't deserve it, but everyone's going to be extra-hard to please and satisfy for a while.

Keep my fingers crossed for Wednesday!!!

Weekly romance (by Astrology.com)
Sometimes love makes you all goofy and google-eyed, but sometimes you've got to see what you're really dealing with. Apply your heightened objectivity and attention to detail to matters of romance at the beginning of the week, and know that your powers of decision-making are at their prime. Just think -- by Wednesday, your love life could be moving forward in a totally different direction. Thursday and Friday play right into your hands, helping you lay your romantic plans and showing you hot new possibilities (even in long-term places). By the weekend it all comes together in a most impressive way.

What we don't see...

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