What is it!

Here is what I have come to the conclusion to in the past few days...

- My hair is turning blonde (see what Cal did to me!!!!).

- Designer jeans are made for the assless (ok... so Cal didn't change everything... lol).

- I'm short.

More on the designer jeans thing... so I went to Nordstrom Rack, Ross, and Marshall's to see if I could find some inexpensive designer fits. My girl Kim said that if you hit up those places, you'll find some pretty good bargains. So I sifted through the racks, found a few potentially great pieces, yet nothing agreed with me. Too long... too tight... too low... too much ass crack... well, ya get the picture. The bargain world ain't fair to the girls that have a bit extra. I guess as long as you have hella long legs, have a case of noassatall, and are pres of the IBTC, then you're all good. The rest of us will just continue making our fashions out of potato sacks... ;P

As per John and Mylene's request, my fortune:

"Honey is sweet, but the bee stings."

Awwww, you guys!

I Work!

Work has been funny the past couple of days. Sometimes, hella fast... other times hella slow... carumba! We had to turn in this big ass workplan yesterday, and I am so glad that feat is over... and you have to do this often in public health... mommie, make it stop! Well, yesterday was one of those funny moments. I was so bored and tired from reviewing this workplan, I was gonna go nuts! Hardly anyone to chat w/ and no interns to push around...booooo! Periodically I would check my e-mails, update my blog, blah di blah blahhhhh. Finally I found a site I was hooked on... one of those which (blank) are you? quizzes. First I did what slang word are you (hella racist), then what happy bunny are you (very close to the real deal), and what candy are you (bingo!). I then found what WWE wrestler are you. It turns out that I am Chris Jericho... haha, go figure! I wasn't quite that juiced about who I turned out to be... I dunno, maybe cuz of the boredom, so I clicked to see what the other possibilities were. Different wrestlers popped up, and then... NORTON VIRUS SCAN! I was about to crap my pants! Holy shit, potential virus, should really be working, boss is coming, what the hell do I do... YIIIIIIIKES! I click ok for the virus scan to do it's thing and the... screen turns forest green with a click enter notice in red. Do I push the button, do I slowly creep out of the office to never be seen again? What do I do??? Well, I hurried up an pushed the power button on that bad boy. Soon after I did that, boss came and asked me a question... phew! After she left, turned it back on, but it took hella long for it to boot up... then, the blue screen of death! Holy schnikies! Thank goodness, the desk top returned to normal. Mannn, close call! The moral kiddies, be careful with which sites you fool around with, and when you do, always use protection... you never know what's out there! -- Get your mind out of the gutters folks ;P

Learn your Ninja Clan at the
Ninja Burger website.

You're chocolate. You're the old soul type, people
feel that they have known you their entire
life. Many often open up to you for they view
you as thoughtful and trustworthy. Although
people trust you, you have a hard time trusting
them. You prefer to keep your feelings bottled
up inside, or display them very quietly. It is
alright to open up every once in a while.


Which kind of candy are you?
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congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud


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Back down memory lane...

So tonite I was feeling a bit nostalgic... not really sure why. Maybe it's a combination of me trying to make myself happy, or the fact that I don't wanna do HW (which I know I'm gonna pay for...yikes!). More than likely the latter. I skipped through some cassette tapes (told ya, nostalgic), and listened to some good stuffs... Mary J's What's the 411, 2 Pac's Me Against the World, Janet's Rhythm Nation... looking back, maybe my listen to these particular albums and songs have a much deeper meaning... hmmm... Subconsciousness is spooky. It was nice. Songs that are comforting in a sense. I also watched some old dance tapes... considering that I'm no longer in a group, it was nice to see folks that used to be there... ahhhh, memories. Last, but not least, I watched a bit of my graduation tape. Still a blur to me. Black grad was fun though, kinda like a party. If I wasn't so lost and out of it, maybe I would have enjoyed it more. Man, can I walk across the Greek again? I promise to act a fool next time, cuz I think I deserved to. When you get the chance, take a stroll down memory lane, it kinda makes things a bit brighter.

Tuck that bitch in, and go for two!

I hate it when my tummy hurts like this... ladies holler if ya hear me. Ladies have to go through so much, only to receive so little... I tell it doesn't all add up at times. At these times, I just ache all over... grrrr. Here is a quick run down of how a lady can just loose it when the "visitor" arrives: Example, shopping for clothes... you get depressed because things don't fit right... you know your a size 8, but today it's more like size 16...arggggg. You try to ask the clerk to help ya out with things, but he or she just ain't feeling you right now... so you feel dissed and rejected... time to pull off the earrings and regulate. You ask your significant or homegirl how the outfit looks, and they don't give you the response you were aiming for... instead of the "you're so beautiful, everything you don is utterly amazing," you get "it's aight"... bucket-o-tears time, does anybody care?!?!?
Well, I may be exaggerating a little, but you get the point. Another burden during this time is to purchase... ahem, feminine products... woohoo! Hella of expensive at times. But nothing is worse than standing in the fem product's aisle doing some unit pricing (considering the cheapo I am), finally making the frugal decision, only to spot a hot guy heading your way. You just wanna grab that shit, tuck it under your arm and head for the checkout line like it's the end zone. Tim Brown ain't got shit on me! But yes, gotta love the joys of being a woman. ;P

Song in my head...

Jagged Edge - Walked Outta Heaven Lyrics


More Jagged Edge Lyrics HERE

Artist: Jagged Edge
Song: Walked Outta Heaven

Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
I'm rolling down a lonely highway, asking God to please forgive me
For messing up the blessing he gave to me, I see
Everything clearer now
The nights as black as black as it's ever been, without my girl
I'm losing
And I pray that he just sheds his grace on me
I need just to be back with my baby

[Chorus]
It feels like I just walked right out of heaven
Feel like I done damn near thrown my life away, yeah yea
Like a child that's lost their temper
Don't know what to do
It feels like I just walked right out of heaven

[Verse 2]
See my momma told me that if it's meant to be
She'll come back, and she'll forgive me
But, the best thing I can do
Is to just let her (let her) go
I know
I don't
Want to do it
But if I continue to push, she'll just pull away
And I know that in my heart it's a reality
I didn't treat her like she wanted to be treated
And I hope that she's not gone for good, no

[Chorus]
It feels like I just walked right out of heaven
Feel like I done damn near thrown my life away
Like a child that's lost their temper
And don't know what to do
To get back right with you
It feels like I just walked right out of heaven
Feel like I done damn near thrown my life away, yeah yea
Like a child that's lost their temper
Don't know what to do
It feels like I just walked right out of heaven

Baby
Baby, I pray back for you all the time
So tell me what's wrong with my life
And I tried
I tried

[Verse 3]
I feel like I can't walk
I feel like I can't talk (I can't do it, no)
I don't know what to do
To get back right with you
I feel like I just walked out of heaven

[Bridge 2]
If you ever have somebody
(I feel like I can't talk)
If you ever have somebody
But you know without that one somebody
Let me hear you say yeah, yeah

[Chorus (plus Adlib)]
It feels like I just walked right out of heaven
Feel like I done damn near thrown my life away
Like a child that's lost their temper
And don't know what to do
To get back right with you
It feels like I just walked right out of heaven
Feel like I done damn near thrown my life away, yeah yea
Like a child that's lost their temper
It feels like I just walked right out of heaven
Feel like I done damn near thrown my life away, yeah yea
Like a child that's lost their temper
Don't know what to do
It feels like I just walked right out of heaven