Past couple of days...

Celebs in our life:
Ran across a lady that reminds me of Vince McMahon. I can't help but think of the "No Chance in Hell" theme song when I see her.

Hairstyles:
Say a guy with a jerri curl mullet... nuff said.

Watch out for cavity creeps:
Didn't realize how much food gets stuck in your teeth until recently. "Kodaman" was right, I am like a chipmunk. Dammit!

Public transpo:
Sat next to some corny ass mofo on the shuttle Thursday... A friend that I haven't heard from in like ages called the cell, and I couldn't exactly just piece her out, so I tried to carry on a convo quietly. This little bitch does all these outlandish (childish) antics to get attention of some sort. Like having some sour ass look on his face like he was shittin on himself, while he plugged his ears to check his messages. I prolly wouldn't have carried on the convo with Miss Dinh if:
a. I heard from her more than once in a blue moon
b. was in a better mood, and didn't need to vent for a bit
c. if no one else on the shuttle was making noise of some sort (people were so loud, I could hardly keep my convo going!).
d. If the bitch wasn't being so childish (I know, I'm petty).
Anywhos, get off the shuttle to catch BART, and I see the same biotch bitching to some chick about how horrible his shuttle ride because it took to long to get going (uh, mofo, a disabled person was getting on board, have a little patience), and that people were on their cell phones. Why can't folks just say what they mean to the person they are intending it for? Bitch moves I tell ya... ugh!

My sentiments exactly:
Told Miss Dinh that no one told me that grad school meant hella reading... her response: "Ewwww!"
You should go into the reader on tape biz... would save my ass butt load of time, and I could get more sleepy sleep!

BART folks:
I swear, each time I get on their, something new. Some guy was busting through the train doors hella hard. Someone asked him why he did that, and he said "Cuz I hate BART!!!" Hmmm... you hate BART, but you're on it. Makes sense. Next, saw a girl with a short ass skirt on. I agree with the guy that sat next to me: "Where was the full moon?!?!"

Just realized:
It's past 1:30am, I forgot to feed my dogs... I'm such a carrying parent.

My CO bois:
They should do a laundry detergent commercial. Began their routine on Sunday with all white t-shirts. Ended routine with them multi-colored. Oh, and the tying the shirt in the front idea... fierce! Once I teach them how to booty pop right, they'll be the shit!

Jennykins:
Saw her briefly on Tuesday. I miss my dancing buddy :(

Musica! Quiero mas!!!

It was funny, yesterday I had this old school jam that was stuck in my head and playing over and over again. Dayum "Square Dance Rap." That shit is funny! And hella ancient too, prolly like 1985 or somethin' like that. Why that is my head, I dunno. Now I have to see where I can download it... haha!

For months, I've been searchin' for a Sean Paul cut I heard at my cousin's club. The dj played it like 3 or 4 times, but I didn't get a chance to ask him, cuz a frickin' R. Kelly was stalkin' me all nite long and I was tryin' to be stealth. Gah! I guess I'll just run through all the Tower Records soundbites... I reallllly want that song!

Finding edited shit is a pain in the ass! I can't find "Nolia Clap" anywhere. Watch them come out with one two months from now, when the song ain't hot. Yay.

Well, enuff gripin'. Back to super fun analysis and data entry!!!
Without my sarcasm, I dunno how I could make it through the day.

I can't believe...

That TK called me American!!! I'm insulted! That's it, no Tiger Wood-esque offspring moochin' for you! Get to the back that gravy train boy... u're lucky I make you the caddy.
;P

EBM!

smilene1: laughs out loudsmilene1: man, my team is in big trouble
kattygirlblue: how come?
kattygirlblue: cuz john is in it
kattygirlblue: hahahahaha
smilene1: just sent him another invite
smilene1: still not a pro on IM
kattygirlblue: he's a dork
kattygirlblue: i'll tell him
smilene1: k
smilene1: r u at work
john banagan has joined the conference.
john banagan has joined the conference.
john banagan has joined the conference.
john banagan has joined the conference.
john banagan has left the conference.
john banagan has left the conference.
smilene1: ok
john banagan has left the conference.
smilene1: huh
kattygirlblue: i'm at work
kattygirlblue: what happened to john?
john banagan has joined the conference.
smilene1: dunno
john banagan has left the conference.
smilene1: what's goin on
kattygirlblue: i dunno
john banagan has joined the conference.
jbanagan: hello?
jbanagan: uggh
jbanagan: echo
smilene1: stands up and applauds
smilene1: bout time...
jbanagan: are you guys getting an echo from me>
kattygirlblue: what the heck were u doin?
kattygirlblue: idiot
jbanagan:
jbanagan: not sure, my IM is displaying my messages twice
smilene1: did u get ur eyes checked?
jbanagan: spaghetting pataas, spaghetti pababa?
smilene1: ay naku
jbanagan: nah, my IM is broken
jbanagan: oh well
kattygirlblue: speak english!
kattygirlblue: hahaha
jbanagan: herro
smilene1: your otherwoman speaks
kattygirlblue: y'all prelly talkin bout me
kattygirlblue: *prolly
jbanagan: no more yanky my wanky, da donga needd food!
smilene1: nah, actually kat's been talking about jb
jbanagan:
kattygirlblue: that's alrite, i'll bust out my ebonics
jbanagan: flied lice
jbanagan: mylene did you penis your homework?
smilene1: lol
kattygirlblue: u got issues john
jbanagan: hahahaha
smilene1: nope, didn't catch any of it
kattygirlblue: class tonite is actually an intervention
jbanagan: ah
smilene1: for john
jbanagan: ahahaha
kattygirlblue: what do u guys want... wasting my precious time
jbanagan: bah!
smilene1: my precious
jbanagan: nasty hobbitses
smilene1: nuthin making sure ur all working hard
jbanagan: hardly workingsmilene1: kat ur welcome to join our phogszette meeting. we need your support!!!!!!!!
kattygirlblue: hahahahahahaha
smilene1: begs like a dog
kattygirlblue: funny joke
jbanagan: lol
smilene1: but don't take it seriously now
kattygirlblue: i got better things to do
smilene1: oooohhhh
jbanagan: watches mylene roll over
smilene1: who's da man
jbanagan: ahaha
kattygirlblue: plus, i hang around u folks enuff
smilene1: chuckles in amusementsmilene1: yells "Hey Kool Aid!" and crashes into a brick wall
jbanagan: snortles in confusion
kattygirlblue: oh, and for the oprah comment, i'm dayum proud to be... she's rich!!
smilene1: did u get a new car?
jbanagan: hah
smilene1: i heard she gave some out
kattygirlblue: i gave those away
kattygirlblue: remember, i'm oprah emelda
jbanagan: Oprah Emelda Goldberg
smilene1: wow, u rich, got shoes and funny 2
jbanagan: That's okay... Like the John Candy of the Philippines
smilene1: u, isn't jb short for jollibee?
kattygirlblue: dummie
jbanagan: bah!
smilene1: lol
jbanagan: I am quite jolli though
jbanagan: hmmm
jbanagan: spaghetti song!
smilene1: i must be nuts hangin with jollibee and oprah emelda goldie
smilene1: help!!!!
jbanagan: hmm how do i know this is not the evil or eviler twin?kattygirlblue: i was calling u emelda
smilene1: lol
jbanagan: yeah, she has plenty of shoes
smilene1: na, kat. dats da pinay in you!
jbanagan: i had to walk barefoot in the philippines
kattygirlblue: my attempt to be racist like john
jbanagan: racist? i ain't racist! i hate everybody!
smilene1: oh no
smilene1: i need 2 c psycho
jbanagan: besides, i'm not the one who listens to DJ Assault 24/7
smilene1: not be with 2 psychos
kattygirlblue: yes u do
jbanagan: http://www.jollibee.com.ph/default.htm
smilene1: screams in a mad fit
smilene1: see how u all affect others
kattygirlblue: again.. speak english!!!
kattygirlblue:
jbanagan: sarap... arroz caldo
kattygirlblue: u called me darkie
smilene1:
kattygirlblue: i know what that means
jbanagan: ahahaha
smilene1: huh?
smilene1: when?
jbanagan: arroz caldo is a dish you dork
smilene1: a ya yay, dorkies galore
kattygirlblue: u told me darkie go wash dishes
kattygirlblue: i see how it is
kattygirlblue: we are in a masters program, not a program to be masters!smilene1: anyways....got 2 go and do REAL work
jbanagan: ahaha
jbanagan: the master plan!
smilene1: lol! ciao
jbanagan: okay all
jbanagan: take care
kattygirlblue: real work?
jbanagan: nice goofing off with y'all
kattygirlblue: yeah that's what u need

Da Shiznit!!!

Tha performance yesterday was tiiiiiite!!! Dee-Ray and CO r da shiznit!!!